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Episode 01 - How Does This End?

How does this end?

It's a strange question for the first episode, but hang in there. My story gets better. 

The political system of the United States of America in the 21st century is a lot like Thanksgiving Day at my mother's house--dysfunctional, expensive, and makes you a little nauseous.

It will end, but it’s not going to end well.

The dogs and I get into politics and the history of empires, on the first ever episode of I'm Not Allowed To Watch The News. 





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