Your support is key to our success.Here are a few ways you can help us like-minded souls band together for mutual defense. Or Belgian conquest.
There are three levels of sponsorships available:
Dog Treat Purveyor - the dogs made me put this one up. As unpaid "interns" they work for treats. Even though they are not strict constructionists when it comes to the Constitution, they suggested a sinking fund to offset their expenses. $3 per month will keep them in the peanut butter and apple cookies they like, and keep them from subverting the founding documents of the nation.
Branch of Government Bribery Fund - as long as these are for sale, we should consider buying them. If we had our own bought and paid-for representatives in Congress or our own man or woman in the White House, maybe we could finally start getting America's proverbial car out of the proverbial ditch. $5 a month is a start.
Contributors at this level will get bonus episodes (mostly me ranting on those times where my wife is out of town or I'm feeling brave and watch the news despite a stern spousal warning) and early access to upcoming episodes of the show.
And if we raise enough, maybe a pliable Congressman. Everyone else is doing it. Why not us?
Belgium Conquest Expeditionary Force - as it turns out, conquering Belgium isn't going to be as easy as the Germans made it look on their way to France. We're going to need quite a lot of logistical support.
It's not cheap, but it needs to be done. Chip in $7 a month and get early access to new episodes, bonus content and live Q&A sessions with me.
Anything you can offer is much appreciated to keep the show going. The dogs and I thank you.